Moore Translation of "Poetry"

I hate it; some things are more important than this crap;
Reading it, while I hate it, I found it to be truthful.
The natural functions of life are cool but it's because
it's cool on it's own, not because of fancy words.
We don't like that fancy shit. We don't get it.
Dumb it down so everyone can like it.
All the animals and their natural functions, the fanatics in life
the twitchy people, all these natural things are important.
They're all "natural wonders".
However, if you can't write don't try to tell me about this shit
It's important things in life and you can't half-ass it.
You make the rest of us real poets look bad.
Poetry is about the real, the truth, what's hardcore in life.
If you can write this, amazing, if not get the hell out of here.
p.s. if you like all the above, read poetry, it's a good time